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 11/9/2007 3:19:00 AM
millertyme
17 posts


what if baseballs had a.i.d.s. on them?

    Has anybody seen any of these super fucked up asian horror movies?  The asians have produced the most fucked up shit ever.  And its not that they're just a little bit more fucked up than say, Italian movies or American movies.  They're more fucked up by a fucking landslide victory.  There are a few movies that could be said to be of the same calliber as the asian shit like  August undergrounds "mordum" is similar but that movie is fucking boring.  The asian shit isn't fucking boring it's goddamn terrific.  Takeshi Miike's visitor q for instance contains (among other fucked up shit) a man who is fucking a corpse and when rigor mortis sets in his dick becomes stuck in the corpse's vagina.  The man becomes frustrated about his penis being stuck in the vagina and he attempts to free it by brutally dismembering and hacking at the corpse but his penis just will not come free.  His wife (yeah his wife) notices her husbands perdicament and releases the penis by injecting her husband with heroin that she procured from selling her body....and she's a cripple....she's a cripple prostitute.  Later on in the movie this same cripple prostitute wife sprays a man with breast milk...for a long fucking time.  So long in fact that the man she's spraying feels the need to pull out his umbrella.  There's tons of these super fucked up chink movies too.  Another movie called "red to kill" is about a serial rapist rampaging through a school for the retarded.  Yet another called "ebola syndrome" is about a guy who tries to infect people with the ebola virus by fucking the meat he serves at the resturant he works at, and by spitting blood on them.....the main character in ebola syndrome is just disgusting to look at.  He's always got this fucking sickening sneer on his face and just his face alone will make you want to fucking puke.  Over the last year or so I've been reading about these movies and buying them.  Anybody else like chink movies?

 11/9/2007 4:43:05 PM
Jewsef Mengele
105 posts
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Re: what if baseballs had a.i.d.s. on them?

Yellow horror is pretty fucking sick isn't it? HAHA I got a few in my collection, Tetsuo : The Iron Man This ones fucking weird. It's in the style of Eraserhead. It's about a guy that has a metal fetish. He gets off on sticking pieces of metal into his skin.  There's one scene where he's fucking his wife when all of a sudden his dick turns into a giant drill... Throughout the film he becomes more and more mechanical till he meets another guy like him that he fuses to. I  read that the whole film was a metaphor for being a gay man in Tokoyo. HAHAHA Takashi Miike fucking kicks ass.  I have Ichi the Killer, the movie opens with a guy brutally beating his wife while another guy (Ichi) peeps through his window and masturbates. He cums in a plant pot near the window and the movie title comes out of his cum! The movie is filled with so much over the top violence tits get sliced off as well as toungues and there are NO cutaways.  The Happiness of the Katakaris Another Takashi Miike film. This one is a black comedy / musical, and that's black as in horror not nigger. It's a little more light hearted than the others he's done but no less  weird.  It's the funniest film I've ever seen. Just watch the part where the guy sings that silly fucking song about the universe before he kills himself with a sharpened hotel key.  Old Boy A guy gets held prisoner in a room for 15 years and he has no idea why. This is EXTREMELY fucked up storywise. Theres a great twist in the style of Hitchcock only much more demented than anything he could come up with.  I won't give it away but I garuntee you won't regret seeing this film.   Damn, yours sound fucked up I can't wait to check them out.

 11/9/2007 7:01:38 PM
BillZebub
219 posts
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Re: what if baseballs had a.i.d.s. on them?

Dude, don't use the term "asian" - that's for PC fags.  Use "oriental" (or if you know the actual region, use "Japanese).  People who say "asian" should be infected and be called AIDSians.

Anyway, I pretty much HATE all gook horror.  It's super corny, and the directors are more into flashy camera angles than really doing anything.  Whoa... I just realized that there IS a great gook movie.  FLOWER & SNAKE 4.  The ones previous to that are ok, but not the best is the 4th one.  

 

I couldn't stomach Ichi.  It was massively gay, and it was irritating to see gooks imitate Hollywood action-acting (BAD acting).  That kind of acting is an embarrassment, not something to imitate. 

 11/11/2007 12:49:41 AM
millertyme
17 posts


Re: what if baseballs had a.i.d.s. on them?

I think you're wrong about ASIAN movies man.  That's a total generalization.  You should check out some of the chinese ones like red to kill, dr. lamb, and ebola syndrome.   Yeah they've got some really fucking bad acting but what the fuck....all super cheap fucked up movies do including yours bill.   AIDSian? how very fucking less PC than thou you are. Asian is by far the best name for those little fellas. Oriental sounds like a model of car....like a Chrysler Oriental.  I'm telling you man I see your point with Miike movies like Ichi and Gozu but I can almost guarantee you'd like ebola syndrome if you like any extreme gore shit at all.  I've never seen flower and snake 4.  I've never seen any of the others either....I'll have to check 'em out.

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