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 Grimoire goes TABLOID!
 
 5/25/2007 4:10:38 PM
BillZebub
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Grimoire goes TABLOID!
It's official!

In August of 2007, The Grimoire of the Exalted Deeds Magazine is going to unleash a tabloid version.  It is not going to replace the all-glossy version; rather, it will be a supplement to the kingdom of Bill Zebub - so a diverse readership will be able to enjoy the magazine via this site, downloadable PDF's, all-glossy mag in shops, or as a free newspaper (free where available).

The tabloid (newspaper) version boasts a size of 11" x 14"

Beginning circulation will be 20,000 and will surely grow when more advertisers join the family.  Ads will be super cheap!  To advertise in this fine publication (tabloid only) Email me personally at masterzebub@aol.com

Ad prices for the debut tabloid issue are: Full page - $300, half page - $150, quarter page - $80, business card size - $25 (all ads are to be pre-paid)

A large percentage of this free newspaper will be considered "regional" which means that it is concentrated in New Jersey and New York.  Copies will also go out on the road with me when I go to horror conventions.  And of course, Roger will have copies ship out with CD orders from his Primitive Brutality mailorder.  Other labels will follow as long as they pass the test of non-gayness.

In August, look for the Grimoire in music stores, cool bars/clubs, metal shows, strip clubs (lol). tattoo parlors, college campuses, and many unconventional areas.

I will soon be sending a beacon to unholy minions.  I have not called forth this army of dedicated readers in many years.  These are the metal warriors who pushed the Grimoire through many barriers and unleashed a storm of newsprint all over the country.  Do you hear the calling?  Your name may be marked in the book of the Unholy when the cry is sounded.
 6/8/2007 7:03:20 PM
luna
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Re: Grimoire goes TABLOID!
Tabloid? Sounds good! Will Paris Hilton be on a cross? (You didn't get that idea from me.) I'm pleased that The Grimoire is going on.
 6/9/2007 5:21:01 AM
BillZebub
219 posts
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Re: Grimoire goes TABLOID!
Ha!  I am actually thinking about making the front page look like a tabloid mag - like having a picture of Messiah from Candlemass altered to lool like Oliver hardy (Laurel & Hardy).  We shall see.
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Which, among these non-metal expressions, is the most gay? (No metalhead should EVER say any of these under any circumstance - do not even read them aloud!)






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